Κυριακή, 20 Μαρτίου 2011

Oι ποιό "λέρες" σούπερ ήρωες

Η λίστα με τους 7 "λέρες" σούπερ ήρωες 




7. Namor
Namor is the short-fused, headstrong, arrogant ruler of Atlantis. He has an unjustified hatred for "surface-dwellers" and has attacked them numerous times. These attacks have led him to team up with notorious supervillain Doctor Doom and awaken a giant whale known as Giganto. That said, it's hard to be mad at the guy for being such an asshat. I'd be pretty pissed off too if I spent my time wearing a green speedo.
6. Gambit
Gambit grew up on the streets as a thief and a gambler, two notoriously douchey professions. On top of that, he describes himself as the X-Men's "ladies' man" and once lashed out at his constantly on-again off-again girlfriend Rogue for trying to comfort him when one of his own cards temporarily blinded him. Doesn't he know not to play with fireworks? Hopefully no one will ever introduce him to Katy Perry...
5. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Hal Jordan was chosen to be a Green Lantern because of his fearlessness and willpower, but he's also extremely arrogant and consistently refuses to consider the consequences of his actions. He was also directly responsible for the destruction of the Green lantern Corps. Twice. What an ass.
4. Deadpool
Wade Wilson, also known as the "Merc with a Mouth," also known as "that guy who won't shut the #@&% up," is "really good at killing." He's also a wisecracking, loudmouthed a**hole who treats everything as a big joke. More often than not, Deadpool will do the right thing, but he won't tell anyone because being a badass is so much cooler.
3. The Comedian
The Comedian is a ruthless, cynical man who believes that society must be saved from itself. He will kill or assault any person without remorse and shows no respect toward anyone, including his fellow Watchmen. But his a**holery isn't only performed for the greater good. Take, for example, the time he sexually assaulted Sally Jupiter aka Silk Spectre. That was a douche move if there ever was one.
2. Iron Man
Iron man is a billionaire, an alcoholic and a womanizer. When he's not flying around in his kickass suit or playing with his killer toys, he's chasing bimbos and drinking until the sun comes up. Sure, he deserves to have some fun after all the success he's achieved, but maybe he should let up just a little bit, especially since there's a nine-part series devoted solely to his alcoholism. Going to a few AA meetings never hurt anyone's cred.
1. Wolverine
Wolverine is perhaps one of the most beloved characters in the Marvel universe, but that doesn't make him a good person. He's always looking for a fight and has absolutley no problem taking another life. He drinks, he smokes and he directly defies and makes fun of Cyclops, his team's leader. If that isn't bad enough, he's also pretty obsessed with Cyclops' girlfriend, Jean Grey, since, well, forever. Also, he's got that Berserker Rage problem.